I woke up today and found it was raining nope. Up into the sky, behind the sunshine and chirping birds were great big rolling clouds of nope. As they passed, they dropped massive sheets of nope all over the landscape.
Great big walls of liquid nope dropping out of the heavens, smashing into the ground with torrential force. Going outside was impossible.
This was weird because no one else sees to notice. They were walking around in the nope. I watched as it cascaded from their clothes, over their faces. They were wading through the nope like it wasn’t even there.
Soon the nope pools ran together, becoming lakes that submerged the landscape. From my window I watched as a moving wall of nope started rising up the side of my building, washing away even the slightest chance of doing anything.
Bridges went down. Communications were cut off. Before long, I was stuck on an island made of blankets, with limited energy reserves and precious few fucks to give.
I hope rescue turns up soon.
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