Loud. Fast. Impossible to argue against.
People open their mouths to get a word in and they get filled with unrelenting rhetoric.
You want sass? You want sarcasm or witty comments? Sure, you can have these things. Along with a rough diatribe of pulped metaphors flying at you too fast for comfort.
Seriously, there’s a reason woopdchippers have a hood over the business end. Its to keep the splintered spray away from the general public.
And anyone dumb enough to get in the way of an operating woodchipper gets what they deserve – a stinging face and uncomfortable splinters.